Now That Christmas is Over…

According to a recent Ipsos Reid poll, forty percent of British Columbians believe in Santa. I’ve never believed in Santa. It never made any sense to me. Why would some fat, diabetic man who lives thousands of miles away, force tiny slaves to make me gifts, then fly around the world, to break into my house, and give me toys for a few measly Oreos?

It’s not only a terrible business model, it’s also scientifically impossible. Here are the facts:

Your kid isn't crying because they're afraid. They cry because you tell them lies.

 

 

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